I want to thank the kid who shot at my car while I was stopped at the red light at Zimmerman Trail and Rimrock.
Because of your capricious act, I was able to pump money I didn't have into the local economy by having my shattered side window replaced. Also, thanks for shooting my car under the cover of darkness. Had you shot earlier in the day, you would have, in all likelihood, shot my precious dog who was riding in the back.
Also, thank you for allowing me to experience the fear those folks who live in gang-infested neighborhoods experience. I now know that Billings, Mont., is not immune to such senseless, gratuitous violence.