Ladies, it’s time to celebrate. We can now go out for drinks with our gal pals and feel safe because we have the new essential accessory — the purse holster. When Mr. Caveman hits on you and is being an annoying pest, you whip out your elegant Glock 9mm and shoot him in the…foot. I suggest the foot so you won’t risk hitting an innocent bystander. Of course, your posse will draw a bead on him as well, to discourage him from returning fire.
Your friendly bartender’s job has gotten more difficult. He’s liable for over-serving a customer who gets in a drunken wreck. Now he has to face down an armed, aggressive drunk. What to do? Have a shotgun handy or maybe a bazooka? I’m thinking of starting up a pool and whoever guesses the date of the first shootout wins. A bonus would be awarded for getting the correct number of fatalities. Guns and alcohol — what could possibly go wrong?